Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.
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Sometimes it's a form of love
just to talk to somebody
that you have nothing in common
with and still be fascinated
by their presence.
(David Byrne)
Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.