The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Run early in the morning, before your brain figures out

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Run early in the morning, before your brain figures out what you're really doing.

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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

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