It's all in the view. That's what I mean about forever, too. For any one of us our forever could end in an hour, or a hundred years from now. You never know for sure, so you'd better make every second count.

A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ''I've been stung by a bee!'' Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung. ''Between the first and second hole,'' she replies. The golf instructor tells her, ''Oh, your stance is too wide.''

Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second-hand store.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.