It's all in the view. That's what I mean about forever, too. For any one of us our forever could end in an hour, or a hundred years from now. You never know for sure, so you'd better make every second count.

Just heard that in the next year there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it's called alcohol.

If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.