Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.

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What's the difference between your wife and your job? After

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

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