Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on? The bottle cap said, "Sorry, try again."

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The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the light still isnt working.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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