A robber comes into the store steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator? She couldn't find the "10" button.

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.