A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"

How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.

Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.

A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the centre of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head. Everyone stops and stares. Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up to the blind man and demands, "What the hell are you doing?" The blind man turns toward the patron and says, "Oh, nothing, just looking around."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.