A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"

A sick patient asked his doctor, ''Flu?'' The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''

My son asked me what a dilemma was? Imagine you're naked and in a big bed, I explained, A beautiful woman on one side and a gay man on the other... Who you going to turn your back on?

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.