Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?" "The good one please." "I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live." "And the bad one?" "Ive been trying to reach you for two days."

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A sick patient asked his doctor, ''Flu?'' The doctor

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

A sick patient asked his doctor, ''Flu?'' The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''

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The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.

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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."

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When a woman sore back. Mark the doctor

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:55 a.m.

When a woman sore back. Mark the doctor.

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