A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

A messy house is a must - it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!

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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."

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Visiting your neighbor

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:55 a.m.

Visiting your neighbor

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