Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.

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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."

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I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because... I believe in myself.

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