Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

Find what you love and let it kill you.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.