Dont try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When youre good, bad things can still happen. And if youre bad, you can still be lucky.

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained.

People aren't born good or bad. Maybe they're born with tendencies either way, but its the way you live your life that matters.

Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?" "The good one please." "I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live." "And the bad one?" "Ive been trying to reach you for two days."

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.