If you want to
know what a man's like,
take a good look at how
he treats his inferiors,
not his equals. (J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.

Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?" "The good one please." "I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live." "And the bad one?" "Ive been trying to reach you for two days."

Promises are like babies. Fun to make, but hell to deliver.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.