Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?" "The good one please." "I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live." "And the bad one?" "Ive been trying to reach you for two days."

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?" Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.