A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles, please" Butcher: "Me too"

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

A woman at a golf course begins yelling, ''I've been stung by a bee!'' Her golf instructor asks her where she had been stung. ''Between the first and second hole,'' she replies. The golf instructor tells her, ''Oh, your stance is too wide.''

My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes mine too!

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.