If you end up with a boring miserable life because you

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

My mom says it's her house, but when it's time to clean, it magically becomes mine too!

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"Mom can I get twenty bucks?", "Does it look like I am made

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

"Mom can I get twenty bucks?", "Does it look like I am made of money?", "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?"

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A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests.

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