Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.

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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

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