"I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

"I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I'll grow some hips. That's cool, but what do you do with the kid?"

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Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.

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