"I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

"I never had hips. It's because I don't have kids. Everybody tells me that once I have a kid, I'll grow some hips. That's cool, but what do you do with the kid?"

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I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it...

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You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

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