Funny Jokes I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m. I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it... year out funny pictures memes 365 bed joke no of meme stomach getting times best funny waking jokes happy up situps ab images muscles humor abs wake funny jokes