Funny Jokes I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m. I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it... happy jokes up ab situps images muscles funny pictures humor memes abs 365 bed joke no of meme stomach getting wake times best year out funny jokes funny waking