"The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

"The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty."

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I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it...

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Fact. Everybody shits

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Fact. Everybody shits.

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How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? Wave

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? Wave.

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