Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.

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I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.

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Some phones are just indestructible

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

Some phones are just indestructible.

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A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, "What are you going to do with all of those?" The guy replies, "I taught my dog to swallow them, and now he shits in little plastic baggies!"

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Fact. Everybody shits

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Fact. Everybody shits.

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