Funny Jokes Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up. happy talk sit down jokes up next teach images funny pictures humor talking memes children joke shut walk meme early best telling childhood funny jokes walking funny years learn teaching