A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"

Promises are like babies. Fun to make, but hell to deliver.

What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake.

I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is definitely a big plus.