Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!

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I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it...

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

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One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same as one

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same as one Monday on Earth.

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Fact. Everybody shits

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Fact. Everybody shits.

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