Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

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One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same as one

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same as one Monday on Earth.

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Fact. Everybody shits

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Fact. Everybody shits.

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face". I said, "You'll be sorry". He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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