Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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