At the end of the day, life is about being happy being who you are, and I feel like we are so blessed to have the support system and the best family to really just support each other no matter what we're going through.

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life.

Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?" "The good one please." "I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live." "And the bad one?" "Ive been trying to reach you for two days."

Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.

A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles, please" Butcher: "Me too"