A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator? She couldn't find the "10" button.

If you like her, if she makes you happy, and if you feel like you know her, then don't let her go.

The most important thing is to enjoy your life, o be happy, it's all that matters.