Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.
You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.
Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them.