A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."

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I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant, because... I believe in myself.

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Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB

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