Promises are like babies. Fun to make, but hell to deliver

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Promises are like babies. Fun to make, but hell to deliver.

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What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake.

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I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is definitely a big plus.

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Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second-hand store

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second-hand store.

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