Humor (23)

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait, I'm describing my bed again.

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Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

A sick patient asked his doctor, ''Flu?'' The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''

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Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree? Wave.

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Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

"I have good news and bad news," the defence lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."

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Nov. 19, 2023, 4:54 a.m.

One time, a guy handed me a picture and said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger". Every picture of you is when you were younger.

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