I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face". I said, "You'll be sorry". He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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