How do we know the earth isn't flat? If it were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.

How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

What did God say when he made the first black man? Damn, I burnt one.

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.