I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality.

Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You cant do this Im a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"

Ive always thought my neighbours were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.

My neighbours are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.