"It has never bothered me that my fiancee's not Jewish

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

"It has never bothered me that my fiancee's not Jewish until a week ago. We were home. We were doing the crossword together. The clue is 'a Hebrew month,' four letters. He writes, 'July.'"

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!