"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."

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Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.

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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.

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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.

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You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

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