For the two of us, home isn't a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.

My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.