If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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What's the difference between your wife and your job? After

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

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