A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.

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A bargain is something you don't need, at a price you can't

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

A bargain is something you don't need, at a price you can't resist.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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I remember one time I brought my report card home, I go

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I remember one time I brought my report card home, I go, "Hey Pop, I got a B in Reading!" He goes, "That's a D, you idiot!"

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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