Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

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Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

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"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

"Are you two twins?" "No, why do you ask?" "Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes." "OK that's enough, your driver's license please."

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Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.

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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.

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