I remember one time I brought my report card home, I go

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

I remember one time I brought my report card home, I go, "Hey Pop, I got a B in Reading!" He goes, "That's a D, you idiot!"

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hillary.

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How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

How do you know your playing a tennis match with Charlie Sheen? Your opponent tries to snort the service line!

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