I just found out I'm colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity... Apparently you have to be complete dick.

The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the light still isnt working.

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait, I'm describing my bed again.

A sick patient asked his doctor, ''Flu?'' The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''