I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary.

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My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

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I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing and asked if they

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

I saw 2 guys wearing matching clothing and asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

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The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:53 a.m.

The doctor gave me six months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 50 years. Problem solved.

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A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says "How the fuck

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says "How the fuck did you do that?"

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