The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.

The greater the love, the greater the tragedy when it's over.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.