If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. - Frank Zappa

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Freddie Mercury has a birthday today

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:52 a.m.

Freddie Mercury has a birthday today

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Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever

Nov. 19, 2023, 4:51 a.m.

Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying.

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